Not the Best ...but Funny nonetheless

This is not normally the stuff I write about, but it was too long for a FB status or tweet.  Here is recap of about 2 minutes of my morning with my two girls.

Me:did u poop? 

Ella: no! 

Me: what is that in your diaper? 

Ella: poop 

Me: lets change it. 

Ella: no, we don't need to change it. 

Me: what are we going to do with it? 

Ella: I'm just going to walk around with it....

(1 min. later, in Ella's room; Addy crying in living room) 

Ella: we are coming addy.  Daddy had to change my nasty diaper. 

Ella: we are coming addy.  Daddy is putting my diaper straps on. 

Ella: we are coming addy. Daddy is putting my pjs on. 

Ella: we are coming addy.

Young and Old

One difference between when you are young and when you are old is the ability to stay up late. In fact, more than just the ability but also your attitude about it. When you are young, staying up past midnight, three nights in a row, is worn like a badge of courage and honor. Once older, staying up past midnight, just one night is ample reason to moan and complain.

Another difference is the effect of caffeine. I used to sleep with a Dr. Pepper can on my headboard. Now if I drink a glass of tea with dinner I may have trouble sleeping!

Disadvantaged Children

I want to talk about a different type of disadvantaged children.  It doesn't have to be related to poverty or education...what about dance?

After observing my beautiful 20 month old daughter enjoying The Wiggles, I am afraid to say, she is disadvantaged in the area of dance.  It is not her fault, I believe it is a hereditary trait.  Her mother and I are not dancers. In fact you can probably trace this handicap back to our parents.  Despite my parents taking lessons when I was younger, they are still very underprivileged in the dance realm.  

We will not give up on assisting our child.  I am planning on getting her dance 'therapy' once she reaches the appropriate age.

Let the Credits Roll

It was brought to my attention today that I am a Television Producer.  I am not really into titles.  Probably because I wear a lot of hats at work.  I have joked that I would have to pay more for business cards because they would have to flip out to have all my jobs.  "Jack of all Trades, Master at None"

Since I am the only one who works on the TV show, I think the credits would be pretty funny.

Director -- Corey Ging

Producer -- Corey Ging

Editor -- Corey Ging

Director of Photography -- Corey Ging

Production Designer -- Corey Ging

Sound Designer -- Corey Ging

1st and 2nd Assistant Directors -- Corey Ging

Associate Producer -- Corey Ging

Digital Effects Artist -- Corey Ging

&

Catering -- Corey Ging

This is labeled "FUNNY" so that it is understood that I am not bragging, just laughing.  I think I will start a list of all my titles.  It's over there in the right hand column.